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5-foot-something with the skinny jeans | i say 'dude' more than gatsby says 'old sport'
out of

not that anyone cares, but

giving up tumblr for lent
ik it seems trivial & irrelevant but before ya start preaching know I’ve already heard it before but you have no idea how much of my time this site consumes
see you in 40 days

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Tagged: #pray for me

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unfriendable:

IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH http://ift.tt/OYQvA8

unfriendable:

IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH http://ift.tt/OYQvA8

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unfriendable:

We all need to do this http://ift.tt/Nt1rFf

unfriendable:

We all need to do this http://ift.tt/Nt1rFf

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

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trophiesremix:

scrapes:

hemoglobinhottie:

wait are they serious

im SCREAMING


Unbelievable

trophiesremix:

scrapes:

hemoglobinhottie:

wait are they serious

im SCREAMING

Unbelievable

casthewinchester:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

what does a tree do when it wants to leave

its leaves

WAIT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC

Somehow this version is funnier.

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beallmysinsrememberd:

jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare independence from their stupid ass

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artbymoga:

Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.

Tagged: #legit

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dontpanic-grabyourtowel:

blastingofftotomorrowland:

Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The moms are always pulled in a million different directions, so I made her stretch like taffy. Teenagers…are insecure and defensive, so I made her turn invisible and turn on shields. Ten-year-old boys are hyperactive energy balls. And babies are unrealized potential,” says Bird

Yea that’s all great but where is my fucking sequel

dontpanic-grabyourtowel:

blastingofftotomorrowland:

Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The moms are always pulled in a million different directions, so I made her stretch like taffy. Teenagers…are insecure and defensive, so I made her turn invisible and turn on shields. Ten-year-old boys are hyperactive energy balls. And babies are unrealized potential,” says Bird

Yea that’s all great but where is my fucking sequel

Tagged: #tru

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fraensisco:

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

lets get it there

Let’s test out this mentioning feature - @ellendegeneres

sadsavior:

do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it

image

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ellendegeneres:

Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.

Tagged: #jlaw