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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

youredoingalrightkid:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

dolphitler:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

roses are black
violets are black
im blind

blind people are going to find this offensive

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

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ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

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i-am-greg-lestrade:

wheres-the-pie-bitch:

burningruby:

a comparison of hiatus beards

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civil war general

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stranded shipwreck survivor

Jesus

Is that your reaction or an example?

yes

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daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

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asheself:

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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a-timeless-watch:

if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle

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vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son
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ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.
i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses 

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
IS THAT A GATE TO HELL



Yes.

ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.

i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses 

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

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Yes.

klartie:

catsmas:

klartie:

when i was in grade 6 our principal came into our classroom and had us all brainstorm what the word “several” meant and he wrote down all the definitions we came up with on the board but never told us which one was right and now here i am six years later still wondering how fucking much several is

i suppose you could say there were several answers

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ekarusryndren:

anotherfirebender:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

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